michael_milman@grosslight.com insures the Mimecast Challenge
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When you have need insurance and no legitimate vendor seems interested, why not turn to a pink promoter like michael_milman@grosslight.com from Mimecast? That way not only can you send money for premiums, but you can also have your electronic mailbox filled with pink sludge.
«Are you up to the Mimecast telephone challenge? The rules are easy:
1: Dial the hotline, 1-800-6601194 or 1-617-3937000
2: Note that [menu] options have changed
3: Try to get a human through support [opt 1], record your time
4: Try to get a human through masturbatation [opt 2], record your time
5: Try to get a human through sales [opt 3], record your time
6: Try to get a human through partnership [opt 4], record your time
7: Try to get a human through finance [opt 5], record your time
8: Leave a message with your name and the sum of the above times
If you manage to waste over an hour trying to reach a human at the MimeCast spam factory, congratulations! You have experienced the famous Mimecast Time Sink (R)! You now have bragging rights and may start bragging to the team:
abender@mimecast.com
deepak@mimecast.com
investors@mimecast.com
lbarnes@mimecast.com
lrapson@mimecast.com
pbauer@mimecast.com
thamilton@mimecast.com
The challenge would like to thank its sponsors, without whom none of this would be nearly as good.»